The Dehydration monster
When you haven’t had enough to drink, you begin to sink without really realising or thinking to think that this is all because of a lack of drink. Like a pen with no ink you can’t function, you’re at a junction between delirium and madness. It’s like the jekyll and Hyde syndrome, the dry throat croaks and you begin to turn into your alter ego, the bad tempered irritatable, foul mouthed dehydrated beast all because you failed to pour yourself a glass. What a farce. Next time be smarter, be better, be cooler, you must take yourself to the water cooler.
